Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
You're a genteel rent boy choking on your tongue
And your bankers vain plazas never nutured no one
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
And your concrete expanses lay fallow in the sun
And your cities all collapsing while your corrupt mayors shrug
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
And your grownups all gone bankrupt and their children all on d**
And your doe-eyed policeman demanding more guns
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
And your distained farmers waiting on the flood
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your kin
Overfed and easy led and twisting in the wind
Your senators in diapers, all stinking of gin
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son
Kanada, oh, Kanada, I have always been your son
Shop and save
Beneath the western Sun
Bought and paid for
With Teddy Roosevelt's guns
Shop and save
Beneath the western Sun
Bought and paid for
With Teddy Roosevelt's guns
Teddy Roosevelt's guns
Teddy Roosevelt's guns
Teddy Roosevelt's guns...