[E-40]
The names have been changed to protect the innocent
The Adventures of Lieutenant Roast a Botch..
And Sherrie Stack a Grip
Ay, ay ay, ay n***a pull that motherf**er, ay!
Ay! Ay hold on playboy
Ay pull that motherf**er over dude
(Bu bu bu bu bu bu bu!!)
[Silk-E]
I know he is not about to bring his motherf**in a** over here
[E-40]
Buu!!! Huh?
[Silk-E]
Damn!
[E-40]
You had a smile on your face yesterday why you lookin mean today?
[Silk-E]
I was tryin to holla at your potnah that's why
I say, uh-oh, look out danger
Captain Save a Ho with the Rescue Rangers
You wanna holla right
Hell naw you ain't gettin at this
While you was in the Hall of Game you should've checked my exhibit
Lieutenant Roast a who, I'll leave you balless
Always can come, this ain't no beach you f**in walrus
I'm Sherrie Stack a Grip
Known for slappin n***as'n sh**
I'll take your refrigerator and your bank roll b**h
Only way you gon' see this
If it's under your tongue
Get out my face you f**in eclipse, you're blockin my sun
{*car tires skeeting*}
[E-40]
b**h what the f** you talkin bout?
It ain't like you some kind of notch or somethin
You know what I'm sayin? b**h
I'm Lieutenant Roast a Botch, you ain't knowin huh?
Captain Save a Ho
b**h that's my long distance cousin from Boise, Idaho
We cake patnas, but dude be savin hoes and I be savin marbles
It's a long a** distance between me and that fool
Cause he's one of them modest fellows
And I'm Lieutenant Roast a Botch known for roastin hoes like marshmellows
Let you tell it cause you a strong black sista about your clout
Knowin you ain't got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out
Are you itchin, can't think about s**in
Irritated by yo' yeast infection
She's a lazy ho - y'all seen her
Sit in her a** all day and watch Jerry Springer
Ten kids by ten different dicks - Biotch!!..
Your whole house smell like piss
(Chorus)
[Silk-E] If it ain't about cash, then it ain't about sh**
[E-40] Throw it, money, fonky co*k beoott..ch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
[Silk-E]
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a
[E-40]
Aten-hut!!
Stand at attention cause one of the main thangs you need to learn
Is to shut the f** up while tycoons is talkin
Raise your hand and don't be speakin out of tongues
Only when told to speak, spoke
Only time you laugh is when I tell a joke
[Silk-E]
n***a damn your personality
You're never gettin no a** from me
Big, beared muthaf**a couldn't get no p**y, sittin there mad at me
Ain't it about business for Pillsbury to be smokin on Swishers
Lieutenant look like you roastin mo', turkeys than b**hes
With your fat a**
Fix your cash in a grab bag
By the time you touch your toes
Muthaf**a I'll be in Baghdad
[E-40]
Hoooooo!! I heard your p**y went platinum
Cum all in the cervix, herpes chlamydia in the abdomen
Sherrie Stack a Grip
Nicknamed Sherrie Stuff a Dick - The Ratchet Mouth Biotch!!
See I go hard on a batch (HARD)
Like my little cousin Sir Nose rappin a** brother from Dallas
Gold hard black - gold diggin batch I ain't got no scratch
[Silk-E]
Ah n***a Sherrie Stack a Grip don't give a f** about that
(Chorus)
[Silk-E]
Why are you screamin at me are you mad from frustration
It ain't my fault you still masturbatin
If youse a balla muthaf**a help me recognize
Roll over this fifty dollar bill and give me ten fives
You weak dick havin, roach clip needin
Wheezin tryin to breath oversleepin a** n***a
With your fat a**
Always wanna holla sittin there stank
With your fat a**
Cheesy knuckles marinatin with your drank
Hey fat a**!!!
You best go tender your Phillies
Paw lubricated, dick in hand
Poppin chicken like sk**ets
I hold your account like clothes
Oh God you quit it
You don't believe me
Call your bank and go and ask your b**h
[E-40]
Haven't you noticed
Put your hand in front of your mout and smell it yourself
Oh, b**h that's halitosis
When the last time you saw a doctor about your health
Oh you hoes, talkin bout you got the flu
Ignorin do-do breath you can't avoid
Somebody give this ho a Altoid
Would you please put some lotion on them scuffed up, ashy knees
Clothes lookin like they need to see a dry cleaners
You out there bad with your imitation Prada bag
I know your history ho
Thunderbird and grape Kool-Aid
You remember s**in dicks in the seventh grade
All you needed is some bamma and a couple hits
That's why the sa-habs called you
Sherrie Stuff a Dick the Ratchet Mouth Biotch
Chorus
[Silk-E] If it ain't about cash, then it ain't about sh**..