Well there's a time in your life
When every person goes through changes
But have no fear while your body rearranges
I know it's hard to talk about it comfortably
So gather round, kids, I'm Dr. Puberty!
Toby:
Dr. Puberty, help me!
I'm growing all this hair!
I even found some down there...
In my UNDERWEAR!
Dr.P:
Don't worry about it, Toby
Recent tests have shown
You're just another victim
Of your own testosterone
Cindy:
Help me, Dr. Puberty
I'm scared it's gonna hurt
If these lumps keep getting bigger
They'll stretch out all my shirts
Dr.P:
Don't worry about it, Cindy
To you they seem uncool
But in a few more years
You'll be popular at school
Brenda:
Help me Dr.Puberty
What's happening to my skin?
My face is full of blotches
From my forehead to my chin
Dr.P:
Don't worry about it, Brenda
What you suffer from is zits
But guys will never notice
Cuz they're staring at your tits
Kid 4:
Oh no, Dr. Puberty
I'm feeling really naughty
Last night I had a little bit
Too much fun with my body
I was chillin' watchin' TV
When I stumbled upon Baywatch
And I got a strange sensation
Like a fever in my crotch!
Dr. P:
Oh... you're tellin' me! Jeez, call up Loveline... I think one of those dudes is a doctor, or somethin'