Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH
His whole life's a mess
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH
His short life's a mess
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
And nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH
Super cres at best
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH
Super cres at best
He's CRESCENT FRESH