[Verse 1]
When you, open the curtains I'll get booed for certain
My alter ego is Satan, mortals cannot hurt me
You'll be dead and gone before they've even started searching
Better pray before you play all these verbal curses
You heard, so absurd, What's the word?, bro it's murder
This verse goes long but my verbs stretch it further
In this race of life I just jump over the hurdles
My girl said she wanted some punch, so I hurt her
Turtles slow and green like me when I inhale that purple
Nurples I will give you if you looking kinda thirsty
Thirty minutes with your sister, guarantee I slurp her
Just one puff of that blue dream, I'm looking kind of Smurfy
Replaced my memories with lyrics, turned my enemies to spirits
If you hating them OG's then I ain't even tryna hear it
Punchlines and ba** kicks leave you black and blue
And all you fools will salute me like I'm attacking Jews
Intellectual but I ain't go to school for that
Anorexic look 'cause I consider shrooms a snack
If it's offensive then it was me who said it
When you post it on Reddit give me the credit or my goons will splat-
-ter, your brain matter, 'cause I'm the Mad Hatter
Turning ten year old boys into blood stain splatter
If you see me or hear me you better scedaddle, scatter
'Cause I'll bring you more beef than one of those sacred cattle
Foolish rap, I'm through with that, let's bring the music back
Ayo my rhymes be sick and grimy
Like a sewage trap, It's my dream to rap
So I'll get cream from that until my jeans is fat
Because
[Chorus]
I'm cool like that (I'm cool like that)
I'm cool like that (I'm cool like that)
I'm cool like that (I'm cool like that)
I'm cool like that (I'm cool like that)
I'm just a fool like that (Fool like that)
A fool like that (A fool like that)
I'm cool like that (I'm cool like that)
I'm cool like that (I'm cool like that)
[Verse 2]
Check it
Me and my team are just very recklessly wrecking beats
And y'all don't got no balls so change your name to vasectomies
'Cause we bring the heat, make you wet your sheets
These pants around my knees will have your mom at ease like "Jeez Louise"
Only fact you can count on is this Jean Jacket on my back
And the fact that these knives retract like hatchbacks
Did you catch that?, I'm a cla** act
Teacher ask me to explain all these rat traps inside my knapsack
Just a tall bag of bones with the raps of a wigger
All that and I happen to have the naps of a n***a
You might get k**steaks but I literally k** streaking
If you speaking out of turn on the cement your brains leaking
There's no disguising or hiding from me 'cause I am the Schizer
You'll be dead before you know like you locked eyes with Master Aizen
If Og Musick keeps rising I see who*es in our horizon
Send them goons to check your guys and I ain't talking bout Verizon
'Cause
[Chorus]
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