[Verse 1: Marc M]
Yo, let me tell you about a kid I used to know
In seventh grade he put on a show
Well never mind let me tell you about my dad
One day I walked in his room and I said
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Dad you got blood on your bed, why?
Son, that's your momma's coosie
Dad, what's a coosie?
Dad, what's a coosie?
What is a coosie?
[Verse 2: Marc M]
Yo, let me tell you about this girl named Cherie
One day she whipped out her D
But never mind let me tell you about my dad
One day I walked in his room and I said
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[Verse 3 - Cullen B]
Remember last year in summer camp
When me and S.K. f**ed a dirty tramp
We came in her mouth it only took a mome
Then we found out she was down with the syndrome
Blood, blood, crust and mud
This b**h's p**y hole smelled like a sack of mud bugs
Sweat, sweat, fire and ash
We ran a filthy train on her dirty a**
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[Bridge - Marc M]
Tell me that you'd be down
For turning my penis brown
(Coosie in the sky with diamonds) (x2)
[Verse 4 - Young Ace]
When I part the red sea girl call me Moses
Put that worm in your stomach like trichinosis
Now shake it boo, like a plus size model
Make your legs and hips and bu*t cheeks wobble
Listen up, there's no need to squabble
Just get acquainted with that Masingale bottle
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[Verse 5 - Marc M]
Well son, a coosie is a hole in a woman's body
And once a month it gets real bloody
Once a month yeah that's a fact
But that's cool cause I like it like that
If I f** her in the bu*t then my dick gets muddy
If I go all out then my dick gets bloody
It all depends what kind of sauce you like on your steak
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