I wish I were a contortionist
I would bend all over for you
I wish I were a proportionist
I would eat a portion of you
But I am only a carpenter
So I get walked on by you
You would be a statue
And I will be the full
Mom, she called me late last night
She said I better not be out with you
'Cause there's a light at the end of a tunnel but I can't see you