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So here we are
The pretty boy of battle rap...vs. Heretic
Heretic..
Your dreads are sh**
Looks like you've made a hat out of a jellyfish
Smooth-skinned c*nt
I would delve in your past, but what are you, 12 and a half? I just had my 25th
You rap about how you're meant to be in bed at 6 but stay up late 'till 7-ish
That's why your [?] performance is meant for kids like Peppa Pig
You think you're undefeated. Mate, the adults just let you win
We don't even have events until you've exited the premises, Heretic
You're on the precipice of getting sick
But until you take your own style and develop it, you'll never stick
See, I see you up on stage
Words that I would use
Verses I would do
Terms that I would choose
It's like looking in a f**ing mirror
One that Urbanizes you
Some people have a style and other rappers copy them
Some see it somewhat as an accomplishment
Others even see it as a ma**ive compliment
I happen to see it as a lack of confidence
And that's exactly what I've got from f**ing Harry Robinson
And being Vegan is sh**, mate
I know cause I was one for 9 months
But now I'm a vegetarian, I remember the pleasures of a light lunch
Eggs? Cheese?
Yes, please
Fry ups? Where there's a spoon there's a fake sausage, which is a nice touch?
If you're gonna be vegan keep it to yourself like Fight Club
Don't bend over backwards like a high jump to make sure everyone knows you're a right c*nt
Hate vegans these days
They just show about not eating eggs and dairy
And how it's so much better than being vegetarian
He thinks I've betrayed him since turning veggie
So now I'm at events with a Dairylea Dunker, and a couple light snacks
I get the d**h stare as he squeezes his hummus fried wrap
Every breadstick dunked is a knife into the f**ing guy's back
So now I'm walking on eggshells...and he doesn't like that
Not even Lisa Simpson went to veganism
You know what rhymes with "veganism?"
"Ohh look at me, I'm different!"
I hate your type
"Hi, Harry. Vegan."
I know, says it on your shirt and your f**ing Twitter bio
I feel bad to whoever's giving this guy a ride though
Cause you'll be hearing about Cowspiracy the entire ride home
You arrogant, prissy, untalented, sh**ty, backpacking-through-Chili-to-Panama-City-and-Papua-New-Guinea, unnaturally pretty, throwback to the 60s, embarra**ing hippie
You and your girlfriend must know what being vegan's about
So the s** must be awkward, cause your penis must count
So she's not allowed your meat in her mouth
And you're breaking your morals by eating her out
You save an extra couple of lives a month
That doesn't mean you have the Midas touch, gives you the right to judge, or be a giant c*nt
Live and let live and lighten up and stop trying to enlighten us
Your entire f**ing diet's f**ed
So let's play a game of "I'm a c*nt"
For everyday you don't consume cheese, I'm going to eat twice as much
You're gonna lose, and everybody in the club knows
I'll slit this c*nt's throat till the blood goes
And spills the front row
You will never win
Still be fun though