[Intro]
[Verse 1]
What my name is, scholar, not in Cambridge
Retweet and favorite out the an*s
My fans keep complaining
Like why you never turn us on?
Winters here, furnace on, couch bu*ter soft
Check the ambiance, Dudebro renaissance
Forehead Klingon, sweatshirt Benetton
Paper, pen, sentence on, crime caught sentencing
Immigrant citizen, restaurant sit us in
Like, take our order
We done, I tip a quarter
Didn't really feel her aura, she didn't refill my soda
My training Kai Cobra, I sweep the leg, Johnny
My training came from Yoda, I force push Johnny
Watching games of hockey, my partner brought me Pocky
And Manga got kind of raunchy, at bars kinda saucy
It's time to make some room
Dude Bro is coming soon
Just trying to make some room
Dude bro is coming soon
[Outro]