Hey guys I wrote the sickest rap right now
Lemme just uh-
They call me spyro
They call me spyro the dragon
Cause I'm draggin' my dick across the floor like a wagon
Call me Urkel, Cause I got a dick like a circle
Dick so round (a circle)
Beef ground and pound
Underground like Mario monkeying around
D.K
Donkey Kong
Shot a gorilla, call it a Donkey Kong Country
But gorilla and country don't rhyme
fu*k!
Alright I'm gonna get a gla** of water
I'm just not feeling it. One Second
Hey I'm back. I think I'm gonna give it another shot
God Damnit, b**h lemme render
Call me Rodriguez Bender
Got more kinks in my hose than a s** offender
Return to Sender
Slacky wacking off sounds like a blender
Chick in the oven till its...Chicken Tender
Nah I'm still not feeling it
"hello?"
Hey Ate?
"Yeah"
I don't know what to put in my 20k rap
"Uh...I dunno just...say what you feel."
Maaan, get out of here with that sh**
Alright, thanks bro
Alright I got it this time
Hey Guys
Its ya boy shottysteve
Wait! Don't leave-I can't believe its not bu*ter
You heard me right, I didn't stutter
Bee Movie like a turkey cutter
Buzzin'
Thanks guys, thanks a dozen
You don't know how much it means to me it was all so sudden
20k?
Shiiiuuut...It's a good a** day
I'm on cloud9 or Adderal, or something like n0thing on a good day
Eyes like stewie2k just add n0thing I'm stewie20k
The amount of time that joke took to write - not okay
A whole-a** day for a whole-a** verse
I'm bad at writing jokes and I'm probably just gettin' worse Yeah, yea
Probably shoulda finished writing this verse, I didn't finish writing this verse, sorry
Elijah, this beat is fijah like a burning schoolbus full of kids on fijah
I told you I wouldn't put that in the rap but I did
Uh...f** you kid
20k?
Shiiiiiit...its a good-a** day
20k!?
Woo!!
(20k)