"If you'd like to make a call
Please hang up and try again
If you need help
Hang up and then dial your operator"
Just another day, livin' in a dream
Doesn't make no difference, nothin's what it seems
Had it up to here, gotta get away
Think I'm goin' crazy, don't know what I s-s-s-say
I would go insane if I had a brain
Weirdorama, psychodome
The lights are on but nobody's home
Weirdorama, psychodome
The lights are on but nobody's home
Nobody's home
Majorly confused, don't know what to feel
Soon I'm gonna lose it, nothin' is for real
Me, I'm just like you, I don't have a clue
Weirdorama, psychodome
The lights are on but nobody's home
Weirdorama, psychodome
The lights are on but nobody's home
Nobody's home
I would go insane if I had a brain
Weirdorama, psychodome
The lights are on but nobody's home
Weirdorama, psychodome
The lights are on but nobody's home
Weirdorama, psychodome
The lights are on but nobody's home
Nobody's home
Gettin' lovey-dovey with my semi-automatic
Trippin' on acid and TV static
Civilization turned creature feature
The Jung at heart are going back to Nietzsche
Leave name and number after the tone
'Cuz nobody's home
Nobody's home
Nobody's home!