Verse 1:
Like a fast train/Like a windowpane
Like a zombie operating on half of a brain
Even like wolverine sometimes I feel mean
Slice you with my dual arm triple beam blade gleams
Like I'm out of breath/Like a jello chef
Only wanna see it jiggle to the right and to the left
Like an E flat on a C major scale
A minor tone, got to find yourself your own minor home
Like a crushed can/Like a dung beetle
Like a tailor stitching my life with a sharp needle
Like an egg lost a leg and then it turned to ego
I can only think about the precious, Call me smeagol
Like Obama/Yin yang karma
Like Joe Biden/.....Joe Biden?
Like the second man searching for the golden fleece
Jason beat me to it all he left behind was golden teeth
Like a tattoo/Get it on your stomach OOH!
Like my groaning B gets it from the Crohn's disease
Like a one arm bigfoot infested with fleas
Damn he can only scratch his own hairy knees
Like Neo in the Matrix rolling up his sleeves
And you dont need to ask jeeves about Keanu Reeves
Like a bowling ball speeding up from a crawl
Knock down one and no mistake you see the 9 fall
[Sample:..."lionel!"
..."What kept you?"
"Its kind of a long story..."
" I guess the feelings mutual.."]
[Bridging verse]
Like Kermit Frog, used to date a blonde hog
Lips were sweeter than a winter whiskey egg nog
They told him you should only date the frogs on your road
First one he met, found out she was a battletoad
Like a foamy beer/Like a goldfish
Like a republican shooting star/Dont make a wish
Like a marlboro/Like the goddess Ororo
Summon up a storm, bring the weather back to the norm
Like a poker game/Man whats your last name?
Fire flush put out your flame/Its your poker face to blame
Like a little kid who can't even load a clip
Or sometimes I could accurately blow you mind from my hip
Like Miles Davis/Sometimes kind of blue
Playing piano hunched over, staring at his shoes
Its a similar tune/Need a spell?/I got runes
Play a song of flame plumes
Minor twangs impending doom
Like the health bill is a swimmer in the sea
Supposed to cure the water all the ba*tard does is pee
Like a cheese grater/pa** the provolone
Under attack/The man is grating cheese off my back
[Aaliyah sample to fadeout]