Hey guys, I'm Michael Cole
I'm a cool guy and I've covered wars
The voice of the company on every show
My Cole Miners are in full force
JR is fat and I hate his hat
His BBQ sauce is akin to my bu*t
Lawler is stupid and is mother is dead
Ha ha it's funny cause his mother is dead
Michael Cole [x4]
Daniel Bryan is a NERD
(Michael Cole)
He doesn't even own a TV!
(Michael Cole)
I'm the voice of the WWE!
(Michael Cole)
@wwejoshmatthews f*ggot