[Pre-Chorus]
Don't turn your back or he'll hit you with a Kendo stick
Don't turn your front or he'll hit you with a Roundhouse kick
Don't turn your side or he'll hit you in the f**ing dick
Whatever you do to save yourself you better do it quick
[Chorus]
Steve f**ing Blackman he's on the attack man
He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin'
Steve f**ing Blackman punch your flippin' crack in
He's not a dude that you want to interact with
Steve f**ing Blackman Steve f**ing Blackman
Steve f**ing Blackman
[Verse 1]
He is a man with iron hands and a will of steel
Like superman but without the suit or the superpowers yeah
He's got some pants they're black and loose with lots of room for breezes
He's got the crosshairs on your face you better get your face away man
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't turn your back or he'll hit you with a Kendo stick
Don't turn your front or he'll hit you with a Roundhouse kick
Don't turn your side or he'll hit you in the f**ing dick
Whatever you do to save yourself you better do it quick
[Chorus]
Steve f**ing Blackman he's on the attack man
He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin'
Steve f**ing Blackman punch your flippin' crack in
He's not a dude that you want to interact with
Steve f**ing Blackman Steve f**ing Blackman
Steve f**ing Blackman
[Verse 2]
He has a pair of sticks with which he strike your flesh
His pants are black as is his name because his name is Blackman
He punches people not for fun but because it makes them stronger
Well that's a lie he thinks it's fun but that's a secret don't tell anybody
[Chorus]
Steve f**ing Blackman he's on the attack man
He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin'
Steve f**ing Blackman punch your flippin' crack in
He's not a dude that you want to interact with
Steve f**ing Blackman Steve f**ing Blackman
Steve f**ing Blackman