[Introduction]
Hey guys, so I'm not really sure why this Ken Bone guy is so famous, but I wrote a song, the Ken Bone song, that tries to tackle that very question, so...
Ken Bone, I, I think I know just why you're famous
Why everybody knows and cares what your name is
Our countries so divided
But you are undecided
And so our hearts united
Behind you, Ken Bone
Through all our confusion, you were a disillusion
From a pants-suit institution
And a con-mans revolution
We all saw that debate
It was filled with so much hate
Until you took the stage
A familiar mustached face we could all relate
To your goofy red sweater
Your goofy demeanor
You'll live on forever
Ken Bone
I think we're all Ken Bone
'Cause I'm Ken Bone
And you're Ken Bone
My dog is Ken Bone
And my cat is Ken Bone
We're all Ken Bone
We are all
Ken Bone