Hey, Mr. Schemer
Won't you let go of that dress
I've got too many times to realize
What you're trying to impress
Hey, Mr. Schemer
Won't you try to ignore
All the things that you wanted
All the things you've ignored
There he goes
He's got a nasty plan and then everybody knows
Perfect in disguise
Got no business searching girls hereafter
Pretty dress, perfect smiles, cleaning his messes
Mr. Schemer
Go in uninvited
Lurking the night
Got you intoxicated, doing whatever he likes
Now you're back in his car and you're all alone
And he's got you screamin' that you wish you were home
Right on time
Lit and full of charm probably memorizes lines
Now he's dressed to k** and that you're thinking that he's such a charmer
Look at that smile and take it off, your armor, love only for a while
Mr. Schemer
Go in uninvited
Lurking the night
Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes
You're at the back in his car and you're all alone
And he's got you screamin' that you wish you were home
Now your dukes are up
You're only lacking a cape
And now you're drunk on the floor so you just sit there and wait no
He's lifting your skirt up, no it's not a crime
But I'm gagging to see who's next in line
Close your eyes, he's the last thing you see
Buried in your arms, “Are you thinking of me?”
Grab another drink, now you're drunk on the floor
Look into them eyes, now he's asking for more
Go in uninvited
Lurking the night
Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes
You're at the back in his car and you're all alone
And he's got you screamin' that you wish you were home
Now your dukes are up
You're only lacking a cape
And now you're drunk on the floor so you just sit there and wait no
He's lifting your skirt up, no it's not a crime
But I'm gagging to see who's next in line