Hey, Mr. Schemer Won't you let go of that dress I've got too many times to realize What you're trying to impress Hey, Mr. Schemer Won't you try to ignore All the things that you wanted All the things you've ignored There he goes He's got a nasty plan and then everybody knows Perfect in disguise Got no business searching girls hereafter Pretty dress, perfect smiles, cleaning his messes Mr. Schemer Go in uninvited Lurking the night Got you intoxicated, doing whatever he likes Now you're back in his car and you're all alone And he's got you screamin' that you wish you were home Right on time Lit and full of charm probably memorizes lines Now he's dressed to k** and that you're thinking that he's such a charmer Look at that smile and take it off, your armor, love only for a while Mr. Schemer Go in uninvited Lurking the night Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes You're at the back in his car and you're all alone
And he's got you screamin' that you wish you were home Now your dukes are up You're only lacking a cape And now you're drunk on the floor so you just sit there and wait no He's lifting your skirt up, no it's not a crime But I'm gagging to see who's next in line Close your eyes, he's the last thing you see Buried in your arms, “Are you thinking of me?” Grab another drink, now you're drunk on the floor Look into them eyes, now he's asking for more Go in uninvited Lurking the night Got you intoxicated doing whatever he likes You're at the back in his car and you're all alone And he's got you screamin' that you wish you were home Now your dukes are up You're only lacking a cape And now you're drunk on the floor so you just sit there and wait no He's lifting your skirt up, no it's not a crime But I'm gagging to see who's next in line