[Verse 1]
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
He wears his members only jacket
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
[Chorus]
And all the white folks shake their a**es
Looking for the two and four
I'll have mine in martini gla**es
Cause I can't take it anymore
[Verse 2]
These are the days of empty kitchens
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
I think she's found a new religion
Studying the Kabalah in her J Crew
[Chorus]
And all the rich kids shake their a**es
Looking for the two and four
Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap mola**es
Cause I can't taste it anymore
No I can't taste it anymore
[Verse 3]
My friend Greg says it's all good
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
Now everything is going half-price
So look at all the money we saved
[Chorus]
And all the politicians shake their a**es
Looking for the backdoor
I'll just be hanging out with the la**es
Cause they don't like the boys no more
No and I can't take it anymore