[LADIES]
Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax
[SWEETHEART, spoken]
Relax, Marvin
[MARVIN]
My wife, my wife
It's all so clear:
She's sweet
And dearly needs me
She needs my life
(My wife)
And I'd give it if I could;
That's so frequently the most misunderstood
Lazily I love her
Crazily I hate her
Often I debate her
Every other night
I'm in the right
She's in the right
I'm in the wrong
She's in the right, dammit
We get along
But always fight, dammit
She always wins, but always cries;
And it's me and them
(Me and men)
Me and whomever
I swear I won't ever again
My kid, my son
He needs a plan
In short
A man to lead him
I'll make it fun-
My only son-
Daddy hears his boychick talk
Daddy wants to be the best guy on the block
Mommy says you're funny
Show me how you're funny
Daddy makes good money
That's what daddy's for
Him I adore
Me he'll despise
I ask for more
He'd cross his eyes at me
Let us explore
He'd compromise that we
Lie on the floor and fantasize...