[Intro: Sherman Lurch]
Creamy, creamy winter
Creamy winter
Creamy winter
It's gonna get cold and creamy
Creamy winter
Creamy, creamy, creamy winter
Creamy winter
Soon to be a creepy winter
[Verse 1: Sherman Lurch]
I made a beagle jealous because f** that canine
Now I'm chilling underground with the homie named L i n u s
We're doing fine, chilling and just pa**ing time
Rhymes on point, flow porcupine spine
Or stegosaurus, you're a chump more or less
I'm running this sh**, my name's Gump, Forest
Murder fat people, call it plump-gore-fest
And free those nipples, let's see more breast
[Chorus: Sherman Lurch]
It's too cold you'll freeze
Stay close and warm with me
You don't have to leave
This winter is for cream
[Verse 2: Notya]
I love myself, I'm so selfish
What's wrong with yourself? You smell like old shellfish
I packed some pickles in a tackle box
Whipped 'em out and slapped some thots
Think I'm lying? Ask me knots
Like the units, on the speedboat
Speed-heads saying that they need coke
I need Siri to read note
And spit this better than me
I order a broccoli cheddar and cheese soup
For me to eat in a Bentley Coupe
And I'm sorry sir, but I have to poop
And is your toilet paper three-ply?
And can I hit that and get the free high?
Your chick didn't want me to pull out and she got the cream-pie
Just to have my kids
Drunk eBay, my bad on these bids
I didn't mean to buy it now
Free shipping, oh-my and wow
And why did you buy a cow?
I just wanted steak
But instead I went to Steak 'n Shake
And I'm done, my back started to ache
I need a back rub (a back rub)
Or a fat dub (a fat dub)
Uhh, this is a wack club
[Pre-Chorus: Sherman Lurch]
I hope you're staying warm, during this creamy winter
Cause we're not done yet
[Chorus: Sherman Lurch]
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[Verse 3: Sherman Lurch]
If her p**y the truth, then I'll face the facts
That's what she named my dick, because she can't handle that
We gotta make it quick, honey, then I gotta dash
So I can find time to get high so I can crash
Wake up, start again, I ain't done yet
My rhymes Pokemon 83, man I am far-fetched
But still a catch, I don't catch no respect
So you catch regret cause you don't f** with Big Wet!