I sold your Rolex To buy that gold Versace dress I set free your whiny French poodle So you can get your beauty rest And I did it all for you I did it all for you (I did it all) This Christmas (This Christmas) All your dreams will come true (All your dreams) I put your mother on a Greyhound (You did what?) You'd always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world, now she can (Leave our mom alone) I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no, no) So I could be your only girl [unverified] and now I am And I did it all for you
I did it all for you (I did it all) This Christmas (This Christmas) All your dreams will come true (All your dreams) How can I forget All you've done for me, I'll get you yet This is the season to give But I can never forgive the damage that you've done (Damage that you've done) This must be love I sank your ba** boat (Not my ba** boat, no, no, no) So you'd have more time to spend with me I hooked your grandma's diamond earrings For the down payment on my S U V (Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me?)