Intro
Hey!
You call yourself Mixtape Master, well I call you Sky Pole!
Verse
My shoe may be untied, but at least I can tie yours together into four pieces!
Jew, Jew? Yes, yes
It's 2:28 but you're 47%
I thought I loved you but it turns out Lil B doesn't even love you
Gonna hurt My Pencil? Nahhh, that's what I do!
Absolute value, unlike you!
Quin on the calc!
Where's your calc? In your bum? That's what I thought!
Hook
You look like a Lime Twist, Time Fist!
Lick a lamp or I'll talk about your grandma, grandma
Verse 2
Chicken Pot Pie
Put a question mark when you don't like my name
I'm the Original, you're the Plus Four
3 to the right and 2 down
Purple and indigo are the colors of my world
You look like cantaloupe, not antelope!
Time's a-tickin', you are a monkey toe
Yes, it worked!
Ow, that hurt my heady
Oh my!
I think, I do
Oh my heavens!
Gonna run, run, run. Run, run, run!
(Hook)
Afterword
Bye bye bongo man
Take your socket home so I don't have to call you