Your heart feels so right
Your eyes swim in the beer
Where the barroom lights are hung
With your friend Jojo
And with your friend Pierre
You drink a toast to being young
Jojo thinks he's Voltaire
And Pierre, Casanova
And me, who proudly did not care
Me, me, I was a lover
And at midnight
We watched the lawyers pa**
Coming out of hotels which had real cla**
We showed them our good manners
And we showed them our a**
And, oh, how we sang:
The middle cla** are just like pigs
The older they get, the dumber they get
The middle cla** are just like pigs
The fatter they get, the less they regret
Your heart feels so right
Your eyes swim in the beer
Where the barroom lights are hung
With your friend Jojo
And with your friend Pierre
Holding on to being young
Voltaire danced like a vicar
And Casanova, he was too stout
And me, who proudly did not care
Me, me, I drank 'til I pa**ed out
And at midnight
We watched the salesmen pa**
Coming out of hotels which had real cla**
We showed them our good manners
And we showed them our a**
And, oh, how we sang:
The middle cla** are just like pigs
The older they get, the dumber they get
The middle cla** are just like pigs
The fatter they get, the less they regret
But your heart slows down
Your eyes do not flash
The hotel bartender sings our praise
Jojo's no clown
Pierre pays in cash
Among the bookkeepers we pa** our days
Jojo now speaks of Voltaire
And Casanova is just a book on the shelf
And, me, I proudly do not care
And me, I talk only of myself
And everybody knows
That we've got real cla**
There is not a night that we can pa**
Those lousy kids who always show us their a**
And, oh, how they sing:
The middle cla** are just like pigs
The older they get, the dumber they get
The middle cla** are just like pigs
The fatter they get, the less they regret