Accident, there's been an accident
That's what the man came on the radio to say
Well I could not believe my ears
When he confirmed my gravest fears
About the accident my ears had heard him say.
Oh, oh they chased her down a tunnel
But she couldn't get away
If only they had dared to stop and think
But they went snap snap snap
The crazy paparazzi were to blame
Them, and her driver who had a bit too much to drink.
Oil spill, Oil spill,
I saw great big ship on my TV
Spewing tons of oil into the ocean blue
Oh what a thing to do
Oh, oh big ship what have you done to the environment
To all the fish and bird life of the sea
Oh, oh big ship clean up your mess like a gracious dinner guest
and please big ship don't come back our way anymore
Avalanche, Avalanche,
Open fires and brandy in a chalet in the snow
The moon and stars light up the sky in Mother Nature's show
It was meant to be holiday, a time for fun and joy
But late one night they got a fright when they heard a voice cry
Avalanche, Avalanche, Avalanche.