I feel like I'm stuck in my record machine
Living some kind of indie dream
Higher than the sun by Primal Scream
Followed up by Oasis, D'yer know what I mean
The needle hits the groove of She Bangs The Drums
I hear James tell me it's when she's on top that she cums
The Undertones are getting kicks all through the night
By then Elton John's gonna be high as a kite
Pete and Carl let me know I can't stand them now
The Wonderstuff have built up their problems to the size of a cow
Guy Garvey's tellin' me about one day like this
Pink Floyd are filling the wall full of bricks
Itch is hanging the landlord from the top of the stairs
The Arctic Monkeys are having your favourite worst nightmares
Tim Burgess is starting to think things over
Blur want us to know that it's over
Underworld have come into the world a bit slippy
Ashcroft lets us know about the bittersweet symphony
The Clash don't know if they're coming or going
Dylan lets em know where the answers blowing
The Seahorses sights impaired because of the sun
But it sounds like Supergra** are having fun
Someone's pulled the thread on Rivers' sweater
D'Ream let him know things can only get better
The Who wanna die before they get old
The Black Rebels just wanna know what happened to Rock n' Roll
The Manics are drinkin' in order to stay thin
k** your television is the advice from Neds Atomic Dustbin
When it's cool for cats it's cool for cats
UB40 are in the kitchen chasing round rats
Meat Loafs joined the rest of the bats
Jamie T's telling his dearest to relax
It's another sunny afternoon in the cloudy room
Keith's smacking his b**h up with Ebeneezer Goode
Lucy's in the sky with her parallel lines
John's doing science on LSD at Shaun Ryder's tramazi party
Yes I'm definitely halfway up the stairway to heaven
When I'm listening to Yoshimi and on comes track eleven
Any L.P at all by Rick and Shed Seven
And you can just leave me alone in this Rock n' Roll heaven!