There once was a sow who had three little pigs
Three little piggies had she
And that old sow always went
Oink, oink, oink
And those piggies went wee wee wee-ee-ee
Now one day one of those three little pigs
To the other two piggies said he
Why don't you we try to go oink, oink, oink
It's so childish to go wee wee wee
Now these three piggies grew skinny and lean
And skinny they well should be
For they just couldn't seem to say oink, oink, oink
And they wouldn't say wee wee wee
Well these three pigges they up and they died
A very sad sight to see
So don't ever try to go oink, oink, oink
When you ought to go wee, wee, wee