Number one, number one
Now my song has just begun
With a rum tum taddelum
Old John Braddelum
Hey, what country folk we be!
2. Number two -- roster crows co*k-a-doodle-doodle-doo
3. Number three -- I like you and you like me
4. Number four --- let's keep singing there's one verse more
5. Number five --- fish in the sk**et, let's fry 'em alive (oh, how it's good to be alive)