Hey dude, I hate everything you do
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
Hating you won't make you s** any less
The world would be a better place if you were gone
I don't wish you'd die, I wish you'd never been born
And if you died, you'd get an undeserved rest
That's not a f**ing euphemism
You should spend forever in prison
Without ever hearing It Was Written
I'm completely against plagiarism
But I completely bit four of the first five lines
I even made the whole thing rhyme
And then stopped
Which isn't the sort of thing I do
I either rhyme all the way through or not at all
I pa**ed English Lit in school
My hatred breaks all the rules
You've only just started teething
What do you know about beefing?
Your rhymes aren't funny, this is no fun
From 0 to 100, you're not even 1
Nothing I say about you could ever be slander
You should hang out with Richard and Xander
OK k** the music
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Who am I meant to be dissing again? And why? What did this person ever do to me?
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Who is that?
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Right, OK. I don't have a problem with either of them. Why am I dissing them?
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I was just imagining I was rapping about Ben Carson
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So this is pure entertainment? Am I someone you a**ociate with mere entertainment?
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But I'm much better than ScopeY! I should have been your first choice! When will people wake up to my greatness?
OK, this is a joke. Forget the pretend beef, this is personal now. Start the beat again! brackets the beat starts up brackets verse 3
ScopeY ScopeY ScopeY he's so dopey...
Where's my beat? Where are my headphones? Where's my mic? Is anyone even listening?
Hello?
Hellooooo?