[Intro]
All love to Young Toronto!
[Verse One]
Listen here, Shaolin, you couldn't win
I'm the rapping kingpin, you should've never logged in
In the cafeteria, fear of criteria
Nigeria's got more flows than this bacteria
I'm out here charged up, draining your energy
Being who you'll never be, answer the diss like Jeopardy
Cleverly I could be a documentary
And my accessories would be better than Chef's memory
Snap away like a Kit-Kat, ALLCAPS getting kidnapped
Bewitching you b**hy n***as, sick of the chit-chat, gun click-clack
Don't even know Chef and he remind me of Riff-Raff
Relapse, so many flows working out like Slim Fast
Leave my senses intact, because I smell a ratty
Your breath taken away, get a York peppermint patty
Cincinnati sh**, exactly, box you like Ali
Everybody say goodbye, this is the Shaolin finale!
[Hook]
First edition, your religion ain't got tradition
f** the Swedish Chef, you in the Assa**in's Kitchen
f** ALLCAPS, you in the Assa**in's Kitchen
k**in' competition, Chef disappear like magician!
[Verse Two]
This is the end of the Chef, expend the amendment
Extended clips, pretend this vengeance ain't the ending
Money is only made to spend, that's unpleasant
But I'm independent, you couldn't even forge a sentence
Major disrespect, rhymes connect
Your name redirect to someone with child neglect
Special effects, I turn Shaolin to an insect
He on his back with ALLCAPS asking if it's in yet
You say rest in pink, link up and you'll shrink
The precinct on the brink of making you rethink
You could try to deny the cries of the hoodwink
But you know right now with these words you gonna lip sync
Inspired by Toronto, you should leave your commutator
You a wack mediator, coming from a contributor, playa
Violator of dreams, this is just payback
Wu-Tang and Sesame Street called, they want their names back!
[Hook]
[Verse Three]
This verse is for ALLCAPSification
Wrote this part as soon as I got the notification
I'm a Canadian but I never had no affection
Don't explain why Americans getting f**ed over this election
Only explain why JC Assa**in resurrectin'
You should quit rapping, do it for your protection
When you read Chef In Shambles, you got yourself an erection
First the Swedish Chef now the f**ing Rainbow Connection
You a**crack, saying that Canadians can't clap
I clap back with a gat, hope you can recap
But you could never recover, as you will soon discover
You childish, Donald Glover, and my flow come to hover
Talking in ALLCAPS, hoping MF DOOM boom you with a lawsuit
And everytime you talking, you been hoping we don't come to shoot
Rest in peace to Shaolin and ALLCAPSification
f** with me again, there's gonna be a continuation!
[Hook]