I have a ma**ive spot on my arse
Wondering if I should squeeze it what do you think??
If everyone drop out of high school right now
We would have a more intelligent society
If a girl is drunk is it okay to have s** with her
Oh, oh please reply YES or NO to @Dr.Phill!
Hastag teen s** party
I just farted something sweet!
Smelled AMAZING!!!
Hastag candy farts
Everyone who has a cold sore take a picture
And send it to me
Celebrity tweets yeah
The color of my pee ofter terrefies me
Hey yo, I think its despicable me time
Part two doe
Oh, gwalll lahhhh gwammm lykke demmm werk dat pusssssayyyyy
Pusy, pusy, pusy
Its funny when 90 year old men reconigze me
Hastag s** tape watechers
Can't believe grandmas makin me take out the garbage
I'm too rich for this sh**
Sad face
Bieber please just put your f**ing shirt on
Do ants have dicks
Celebrity tweets yeah
Bubble but
I like fields
Bubble but
I just cummed on my shoes
So U know how U press copy on UR smartphone with your finger
Question marks
Don't U feel like U have touse the same finger to paste
Exclamation points
The instagram really creepy pics like this
And this and this and this
They even post 6 second vine video clips
Of useless sh** like this
Celebrity tweets
Celebrity tweets yeah
Celebrity tweets
11 of my followers will probably die tonight.
I hope its not you
But if it is
Thanks for following