[Verse 1: Big Sus Boi (Shampoo Papi)]
Used to skip cla**, rapping in the hallways
Now I'm in the skybox with the Flonase
You could ask Tampax if the flow pays
You could ask Black Diamonds if the flows gay
Super Sus Brothers
Change our group name to Miraculous bu*t Stuffers
I need media training and a buffer
To re-appear as a radical s*ut cuffer
Don't forget your potholderz
My manager said "don't scare away the stockholders"
A little wiser, but a lot older
Would've quit if I didn't get a lot colder
Young Slush Puppy
Why my name Moula if I ain't got money?
Why you say "b" if you ain't got honey?
Suspect bars help feed my tummy
(Yum)
[Verse 2: Sus Boy 3000 (pizza boy.)]
No h*mo, we s**in' penises
Fresh box of creamsicles; how obscene is this?
I remember accidentally watching my uncle's p**n, forcing my dad to explain what semen is
… That was a pretty sus moment
I thought it was milk; where the donuts?
Aye, I'm hungry and just wanted to switch topics
Don't let h*mophobes tell you what hip-hop is
I'm over here straight, shootin' my shot; fade away
I kinda want a girl like Bailey Jay
They thought I was a strange fruit; Lady Day
I think I'm a man boy like Baby Cakes
China, Illinois; Peoria bred me, put a seed in me to become something deadly
I'm screwing the whole game... if they let me
For now, I'm at third base; Chase Headly