They wanted us to go
To New York sh**ty
But the man at the emba**y
Said "oh, what a pity!"
"We know all the things you've done in the past
But never mind son, carry on smokin' the gra**"
They didn't want us in the USA
We didn't wanna go there anyway
They don't want us in the you s of a
Are manager said to us
"What's all the fuss?!"
We said we don't know
But they won't let us go
What could you do to make them do this to you
I don't know boss!
Have a little puff on the gra**
They didn't want us in the USA
We didn't wanna go there anyway
They don't want us in the you s of a
The presstoll started to ring
Asking what's happening
My boss said I don't know
But I said they won't let us go!
We don't care what you think of us
This is were we live!
"Speak American" your a**!
They didn't want us in the USA
We didn't wanna go there anyway
They don't want us in the you s of a