[Monoxide]
Let me shave that p**y
I should've knew she was a freak by the way she walked
And when I talked to her it was like she never got caught
To this day she swear to God it wasn't sh**
Unless she straight up just tripped and fell up on a fat dick
I know I been around the block a few times
So I really didn't mind that her mouth had some stretch lines
She had me thinking I'm a straight up mack
When in fact I'm just another who can hit it from the back
And attack her intestinal tract and leave a puddle of spat
Down the middle of her pimpled a** crack
And then smack, I had to give that b**h a black eye
Because the p**y just don't feel right, don't know why
I thought I was the sh** and had this all on lockdown
Come to find out that my girl's just a co*khound
I couldn't deal with it, I had to bail out quick
Cause that b**h just love s**ing strange dick
She said I'm the only one, said I'm the only one
Said I'm the only one, f** you
She said I'm the only one, said I'm the only one
Said I'm the only one, f** you
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What up young freaky freak, tantalizing tender
Ain't seen you in a week and you know I'm on the tether
Whatever, I'm free at 3:45 remember
I'll call you around eight o'clock and we can get together
Damn, now this b**h she should do a thing or two
Grabbed my meat and did the electric boogaloo
Aww sh**, what the f** she did
Had my nuts kick stepping and my wang did the jig
That ain't sh**, check it out homey
Pull my wallet out my pocked and check my ID
For sure, just to make sure it's me
And I'm a Michigan and coming straight from the D
We dicked it up, yeah, we dicked it down, yeah
I hit it from the back, she gave me ridges around
But f** all that, instead I gave her a call
*Pause* ...Paul?
She said I'm the only one, said I'm the only one
Said I'm the only one, f** you
She said I'm the only one, said I'm the only one
Said I'm the only one, f** you
[Jamie Madrox]
Son of a b**h, this b**h got big old
Hickies on her neck and dick on her breath
Trying to kiss me, talking about 'hey boo'
What the f**'s wrong with you, dumb b**h
You coulda brushed your teeth after licking his balls
You coulda had the decency to give me a call
I was worried like a motherf**er hopin' you was straight
While you was s**ing and f**ing some strange trousersnake
I thought I was the only python in your thong, b**h
That's the same p**y that I put my f**in' tongue onto it
Exactly how long has this been happening
You going to random men just for action
What am I, some kinda dumb lame f**
Or just another dick in your bu*t
Say somethin', were you tryin' to crush my heart just for fun
It was my fault for thinking when I thought I was the only one
She said I'm the only one, said I'm the only one
Said I'm the only one, f** you
She said I'm the only one, said I'm the only one
Said I'm the only one, f** you