So first take a bottle
and put some love in it.
Add a pile of sugar,
it will bring you to your limit.
Now you have to choose
three pretty good-looking guys,
two eat potatoes ...
(comeonyoueatricemotherf**er!)
The drum brings the rhythm,
the ba** gives you the groove,
together with the guitar's melody
it becomes quite smooth.
Finally you need a mouth
to be able to sing.
(Einmal kräftig umrühren)
and the show can begin!
It's time to brew the Mojojuice!
Otherwise you will get confused.
It's time to drink the Mojojuice!
You will get insane with this juice in your vein.
Now check out the fridge
and have a gla** or two.
Drink it! Swallow!
Now you can call yourself
a chicksterminator!
Let's take a girl
and we will see us later.
It's time to brew the Mojojuice!
Otherwise you will get confused.
It's time to drink the Mojojuice!
You will get insane with this juice in your vein.
The Mojojuice is streaming
through your body.
But the only thing you have to do,
is to change your stance
and show self-confidence.