[Verse 1]
Piss smell like straight bu*ter
Cheddar got me hungry for another
Grilled cheese golden like the mouth that I chew you with
Three hundred, one hundred, two thousand calories
I'm lovin' it
Mob full of models; pretty
Men stand straight
Wounds but no stitches
f** me cause of pity
Watches rose, gold, tell me when I'm late
Hang myself with a tie, but I'mma die looking spiffy
Bibles in the drawers read them after these centerfolds get sticky
[Verse 2]
Because it's s**, no god, money fraud
I'm white, f** any a** if it's tight
This is America, we have rights
I'm the guy pa**ing out rubber to these high school hooligans
Want that boy a straight warrior like the packaging
f**ing a who*e with matching horoscopes, afterwards relaxing
Off goofing again, while these suits are paying taxes
Your daughter's taking up gymnastics
Flexible enough to pa** the course and leave with the width of this elastic
Papa's off renting Scholastics, burger patty flipping
While I unzip these burgundy khakis
Giving kids plastics, listening to Robb Bank$, "Cadie"
Job more fun than watching these p**n statics
But at least I'm happy
[Verse 3]
Tie your thoughts in a knot, Nautica props
Watches waterproof, let them sail in a Gucci yacht
Was taught to tie my shoes but not how to, so I live my life with a body full of tattoos
Dick hard like bamboo, diversity have me f**ing both sides of Shamu
These s** jokes won't reduce
Probably have me flying first cla**, eating the freshest produce
Quit school, continue to produce
Clean up the mess Missy, while I let loose
H2O chess playing, protect our president
BasedGod ain't evident, situation elevated
Hide behind an army, calmly a**a**inated.
Pawns the weakest, I won't tell you my secrets
I see through your weakness
MC's lacking, I may be the bleakest, 14, the uniqueness
Steal the gummy worms, lighters, the cheapness
Knock life, co*k always hard, f** fast, live life twice
I think my life's directed by Larry Clark; HIV
Stress twice
Rot your brain
Martini gla**es, weed
Surpa**es, the ma**es
Clique full of mola**es, one vanilla bean
Ain't having it, f** 'em up, stabbing them
Bad seed, no stem
Brain dead, no brain stem
I think Shady's condemned, dictionary definition's proper
But when I'm pissing, I'm only talking mobster