MARVIN
Well, the situation's this;
I don't want to cause a stink
I divorced my wife
She dried her eyes
Then she ran off with my shrink
But I want a tight-knit family
I want a wife who knows what love is
Maybe she does, I'm too damn peeved
Too self-absorbed
Too self-deceived
Who knows?
MENDEL
I should worry what he says
Like his words could hurt me worse
Marvin acts bereft
My acts of theft
Are incredibly perverse
MARVIN
You said it
MENDEL
It's embarra**ing
But I've got a nice, tight family
Son with a brain and nice, bright mother
Yes, I feel guilt. Yes, I'm annoyed
So was Jung, so was Freud!
But I, I know you'll come through it
MARVIN
I...I can't believe she loves you
MENDEL
If so, you'll end looking rich
MARVIN
Why, I'm sure she cannot love you!
But nothing's impossible!
MENDEL
Look who's got power
MARVIN
Ah, King of the Losers!
MENDEL
At eighty an hour!
He can b**h
I can stall
MARVIN
I want
MENDEL
I've got
MARVIN
I want
BOTH
It all!
I'm sure we're gonna come through it!
No doubt, the ba*tard prepares!
We're needy and wanting
We're greedy as swine!
MENDEL
I just got a family
MARVIN
The family was mine!
BOTH
But he dares
Dares to brawl?
MENDEL----------MARVIN
I got it all!----------I want it all!
I got it all!----------I want it all!
I got it all!----------I want it all!