Pa** me a rum as I pa** you by,
Pa** me a rum old friend,
The rain's coming down
And the devil's come to town.
Pa** me a rum old friend. I said to
Mary Tin, "I see you're drinking Gin.
Can I buy you another one, love?"
And we drank there 'til late
Then went back to her place, and
Mary gave me her loving all night.
Then Mary's boyfriend Dale, while he was drinking Notus Ale
Said, "I'm gonna bloody flaming k** you, I sh** you not!"
So I ran out to the street
But Dale's father Pete
Smashed my face with a 4 x 2.
But when it comes to Mary Tin, I said: "I'm not giving in.
She's got a BA in Deconstructioning.
I dig her s**y face,
Her an*lysis is ace,
I think it's love I have for Mary Tin".
So, me and Dale went to Mary, we said, "Now's no time to vary,
You have to pick between me and him".
She said, "You can both get f**ed,
I've had a change of heart,
Now I'm in love with Molly Bernstein".