[Verse 1]
We go so well together, it's unimaginable
It's intangible and unfashionable
But it's so fragile and practical
There's no reason we can't be together
I will always deck a hall for you
Heedless of wind and weather
If life's a big bowl of cherries
God, just all me Ponyboy Curtis
You're the Johnny to my Dallas
But in Heaven, nothing can hurt us
We've got valence, there ain't no cure, see
I'm Dmitri Mendeleev, and you're my Marie Curie
And damn, our love's just so radiant
Babe, you're the Kim to my Slim Shady yet
Even after all these years
You're still the prettiest lady I've met
I know that sounds corny
But when I whisper sweet nothings into your ear
It reminds me that every day's still a maze
Yet, you better believe that I'm here
'Cause goddamn, I'm just amazed
Girl, I love you in so many unfathomable ways
[Verse 2]
You're the Maude to my Ned
You're the Wilma to my Fred
I know that you're there to bring me down to Earth
If ever I'm f**ed in the head
You're like a cracker for my Polly
You're the Desmond to my Molly
If I'm ever in a tough one, I know I can leave it
To you, Wally, Ms. Cleaver, and the Beav, sh**