Cheers to Solo for the tag
I know it's been a minute since you saw me spit a rap
I'm trying to write this album with a boulder on my back
Yeah I'm sure I'll have it done before the zombies all attack, brains
You know if only you were as dope as what you act
I'd probably take you out the f**ing trash folder on the Mac
A lot of rappers spitting solely for the cash
My man, Admiral Ackbar, told me it's a trap, look
It's quite obvious that my confidence has skyrocketed
Since my Twitter got to 5 followers
Honestly, 2 pockets of lint and a giant shopping list
This is the excitement and drama my life often is
You're on your hustle and your grind
While you were making coin I was puffing on a dime
The album's coming, though, I told you all to wait a minute
Rapper's that are whack stay silent like the "H" in it
I'm made for this; I grew up in a gla** tube
That's why I'm really no good at doing dance moves
My diet's full of cigarettes and fast food
I wear the same clothes every day like a cartoon
Some people say I rhyme kind of sick
But Jordan Paris writes all my sh**
Despite what you think, I'm not an MC
Nah you got it backwards
I am just a lazy mother f**er that can rap good
I'm ether, yeah either my image is all a gimmick
Or simply follow the leader
I'm neither
This sh** is more of a hobby
So quit calling me poppy
As though it means something
I drunk Baileys from a shoe
Tried to spank the monkey got kicked out the zoo
Play on words there, yeah a little nuance
Christ died for my sins, I'll have to do some new ones
Rapper Tag's back thatta boy '60
Cheers to all my real fans that have bought frisbees
Tryna download an album's more risky
Went to Pirate Bay and had a cannonball hit me
I need a Panadol quickly
Cheers to all my real friends that haven't all ditched me
Wish I could teleport so I could travel more swiftly
Cause I don't want to die alone like Eleanor Rigby
I swear on Lance Cranbourne's battle board win streak
That this whole planet is against me
So I'mma lead the way you can follow in my slipstream
Cheers for your time signing off, Seth Sentry
One last thing before I go though
Have to tag a rapper and I have to make it dope so
I'mma tag someone who can k** it with a freestyle
I'm tagging in old mate, Mantra. Peace out
[Outro]
Thanks for having me. Album coming two thousand and...
Take care