[Intro]
[Verse 1]
I am, bored & off of my face
I got, dirt on my shoulder so brush it off thanks
I just, woke up in prison & dug an escape
Someone smuggled in a shovel thank your mum for the cake
Um...yo it musta been something I ate
I feel...great normally I love to complain
About, stuff that I hate science is late & juggling plates
But yo hold up let me cut to the chase, it goes
Middle cla** white boy making white noise
With a pint of poison at the pub with his mates
And we all give sh** to people just for something to say
Cause our fun is talking someone's away but don't jump on our case
Cause I'm. Sure. the bubble will break
Until It goes pop I'm a make drunken mistakes
So I'm a give you all the tools to go & f** up your day
And all I ask for, in return is a punch in the face, now hit me
[Hook]
All I need is a punch in the face so hit me
All you need is a punch in the face so hit me
All we need is a punch in the face so hit me
[Verse 2]
I'm f**up I'm a joke I'm a clown pull my pants down
I been called a f**wit at least once in the last twelve...
Minutes so I think like a cynic
I live my life by frenzel rhomb lyrics
I'm a, interfere with your regular channel
Let's drink a beer cause a mans not a camel
But listen here for some punk gold
If your best friend's a racist then your best friends an arsehole
Ooh…..hear that pin drop
Told the doc I was sick of looking at ink blots
I hate losing at anything so I win lots
sh** when I lost my virginity I was pissed off
I am punk in drublic again
Trigger Trials on the beat better pump up the ba**
We got soldiers on the border with a gun on their waist
Look, what happened to an old fashioned punch in the face, now hit me
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
I met a guy David Smug back in 81
I wasn't born then alright look I made him up
But every morning after waking up
He applies a hazelnut facial scrub like Patrick Bateman does
And goes to work where he's the manager
Complains to all the staff he don't get paid enough
Walks around the office being co*ky
Then fires a handful of employees at random just to shake 'em up
Said it's his favourite part, maybe he's mean at heart
Or he maybe was just never punched in the face enough
I wanna raise the bar, I wanna play guitar
I want it all, I want a motherf**in facial scar
I don't need a car with the shiny rims
What I need is drivers license to drive it with
I'm not a violent person despite what you might have heard
I punch my own face
I'm the Tyler Durdin of Like A Version
B2 hit me
[Bridge]
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[Hook x2]