Intro (Seth):
Yeah, Seth and Pez
Extremely lazy
Can't even be bothered doing this song, really…
Alright, f** it, look
Verse 1 [Seth Sentry]:
I'm pretty certain I'm the laziest person I know
I sit at home in the day with the curtains all closed
Just burning a roach
Watching Murder She Wrote
Cause I lost the remote
And to search for it is so hard that
I'd rather sit and workthrough a show
Till its over then its Oprah
I prefer a good soap
f** it, I watch commercials then I purchase my phone
And then return it after 30 days dirty and broke *you said no questions asked*
I gotta leave these burgers alone
Cause I've almost outgrown the only shirt that I own
Plus I'm pretty sure that someone burgled my home *no?*
I swear I had a girlfriend and some furniture though
I'm broke, dope rapper murder a flow
But its so much work to go rehearse for a show
sh**, I used to do gigs and freestyle for two minutes
Lose interest and be in home in bed before the tune finished
Illusionist at work I have it good
Just stand in one spot at a job and try to look stressed *yep*
And that's the key to success
Success s**s man I couldn't give a f** less
I'm feeling the ceiling I'm k**ing these raps
I just wrote the punchlines and Pez filled in the gaps
Perhaps it's a fact that if I napped less
I'd have more time to practice
And make my raps fresh
Yeah I'm lazy man, I say so, geez
But what they don't see
Is my sk**s up on Halo 3
All my friends thing I'm straight OG
So I stay low key
And buy my games with a fake goatee
(Is that you Seth?)
Yeah that's me
Lazy as f** man where's that weed *Seth Sentry*
And I ain't got to say no more
Cause I'm bored
Its time to take this game off pause
[Chorus: Seth & (Pez)]
(Man you're lazy)
Yeah I know
(You're lazy)
Yeah, I know, I know
(You're lazy)
Shut the f** up I'm telling you so
(Seth you're lazy)
Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you're f**ing giving me a headache
(Man you're lazy)
Yeah I know
(You're lazy)
Yeah, I know, I know
(You're lazy)
Shut the f** up I'm telling you so
(Seth you're lazy)
Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you're f**ing giving me a headache
Verse 2 [Pez]:
Yeah, alright I'm going to give you all the pre-warning
The whole way through this verse I'm gonna keep yawning *yawn*
I'm not tired
I'm not even uninspired
You see
This is me when I'm f**ing wired
I'll retire after making this song
Cause I'd rather spend my day getting wasted on grog *yawn*
Why? Cause I'm lazy
Yep, my real age is 80
I only look young cause I couldn't be bothered ageing
Or changing
I still wear a nappy like a baby
I'm waist deep in sh**
Still waiting for mum to change me
‘Mum hurry up… this f**ing stinks… its really unpleasant'
And when I'm having food
People always think I'm rude
Or I'm paralysed
Or that there's something wrong with my appetite
Cause I refuse to move
Hey dad when you're finished cutting that do you think you could chew that too?
[Chorus: Pez & (Seth)]
(Man you're lazy)
Yeah I know
(You're lazy)
Yeah, I know, I know
(You're lazy)
Shut the f** up I'm telling you so
(Pez you're lazy)
Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you're f**ing giving me a headache
(Man you're lazy)
Yeah I know
(You're lazy)
Yeah, I know, I know
(You're lazy)
Shut the f** up I'm telling you so
(Pez you're lazy)
Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you're f**ing giving me a headache