[Verse 1: Sesta]
I don't got a plan, it'll pan out
Sus on the man, still I'm loving the government for them hand outs
Hands down, who's the dimmest?
Even if I was alone I would be the runner up in it
I seem to be between obscene and absurd
The dumber I get the more I need to be seen and observed
And give a sh** where you been or you gone
I'm deeming you wrong and alring out your demons in a 3 minute song
Officer drop the mace, spray pepper
With the bullsh** in my mouth it tastes better
Get my royalties together
What ever I need to skip town and be a doomsday prepper
Aids is a conspiracy, phones they cause cancer
Chem-trails are real and my god is the answer
I like reality show 'cos my reality blows
You should have already known that I'm an idiot
[Hook:]
You should've known me better than that
But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact
That I'm playing for team idiot
(Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it. You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint.)
You should've known me better by now
I don't know how well I blend into the crowd
I'm playing for team idiot
(Can't fix what I got in the mix, it's not all bad but most of it is
MFKAA!!!)
[Verse 2: Trials]
Wow! Subtle, nope, I don't use a urinal
In between people if I see a free cubical
I don't want to piddle in the middle (need privacy!)
You don't want a leisurely cruise with two in the driver seat (same thing!)
Want a black pm before my days in
And less stick figure family stickers would be amazing
When I was young they said "reach for the stars"
Saw Lara Bingle driving, tried to reach in her car!
I said "Hey DJ, won't you play my song?"
Or I'll annoy ya (annoy ya) all night long
And now they're thinking what can go wrong. (It's just rap)
Well Charles Mason wrote folk songs. (So f** that!)
f** that! The funkoars lost awards in the multiple
Winners in their sh** eating grins looking comfortable
Understandably, now my wife mad at me
Cos I couldn't make a tweet feed my family
[Hook:]
You should've known me better than that
But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact
That I'm playing for team idiot
(Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it. You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint.)
You should've known me better by now
I don't know how well I blend into the crowd
I'm playing for team idiot
(Can't fix what I got in the mix, it's not all bad but most of it is
MFKAA!!!)
[Verse 3: Hons]
Now, if we gonna play this game, I'm Mr. MVP
"Dickhead" across my guernsey represent my team
Got drunk, copped a tramp stamp right across my coccyx
Now, at every festival, I'm fighting in the mosh pit
Got my singlet on, got my pinger on
Find the drunkest girl here and hit it with no dinger on
Don't plan on living long but love it when they sing my favourite song
On the X-Factor, waste my pay check at it
Got some habits bro, but none of them good
People think I'm going crazy, I'm just misunderstood
I wear my jeans so tight it cuts off the circulation
Guess that's just nature's way to slow my procreation
All the lights on but nobody home
Because I'm walking 'round in public talking loud on my phone
And when it rains I travel 30 k's underneath the speed limit
Causing accidents, welcome to team idiot
[Hook:]
You should've known me better than that
But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact
That I'm playing for team idiot
(Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it. You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint.)
You should've known me better by now
I don't know how well I blend into the crowd
I'm playing for team idiot
(Can't fix what I got in the mix, it's not all bad but most of it is.)
You should've known me better than that
But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact
That I'm playing for team idiot
(Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it. You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint.)
You should've known me better by now
I don't know how well I blend into the crowd
I'm playing for team idiot
(Can't fix what I got in the mix, it's not all bad but most of it is
MFKAA!!!)