Farley: So, so that's the letter A, Oscar.
Oscar: Right and luckily the next letter is B. So I am going to make a B sandwich.
Farley: A B sandwich?
Oscar: It's an old family recipe. Everything in the sandwich starts with the letter B.
You begin with some brown bread and Boston-baked beans
Add boxes of bacon and bits of blue jeans
Boiled boots, billiard balls, black berries too
bu*terscotch, broccoli, and buckets of glue
Place barbecued bu*tons on top of it all
A bunch of bananas and a basketball
A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy!
A big blob of bubble gum, eat and enjoy! Heh Heh Heh
Now I'll just toss in this rotten old belt, and a bag of birdseed,
and this beat up, brown, battered and busted old balloon
Place barbecued bu*tons on top of it all
A bunch of bananas and a basketball
A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy!
It's a big "B" sandwich, eat and enjoy!
Umm-Umm-Umm-Umm (chewing sounds)
Uh-Oh! Needs more bubblegum