The break up breakfast
Got a special for ole precious
The young and restless. I'm eating that Tiffany necklace
I'm over it
Over easy
The motor boats. Yeah, bad investments!
[verse 1]
Meet the exes of Craigslist
Poor judgement pourage is hard to digest
Living large marge had some fun with all my credit cards
Trips to Spain, I can its tell gonna leave a big sh** stain
First impressions? she was a rich dame
Flossin' marshmallow marsey
I called her, while I sprinkle my taxes with parsley..
This is the devour hour with matt Lauer
Good morning America!
The grown man cries carrot juice
Get a cup!
And to think I was gonna marry her..
What the fuk!
Hold up!
This louie bag is kinda tuff
Feed me Seymour, the tripali seashore
Her rippin and running got me sick to my stomach
I wanna drink my own vomit..
Well It's mine!
So is that G4, ok partly
If I've known then what I know now? I wouldn't left her in a heartbeat
Now I'm knawing on the car seat.. lol tasting like shark meat
Yeah!
[Chorus]x3 The break up breakfast
Got a special for ole precious
The young and restless. I'm eating that Tiffany necklace
I'm over it
Over easy
The motor boats. Yeah, bad investments!
[Verse 2]
Got damn u miss selfish! Can't wait to sell my story one day and have u a** on Netflix!
A romantic tragedy u can watch it on Christmas
No! u do not get a stocking bad gurl
I'm officially terminating your apple care..
Subscriptions to Vogue, Woman's Health and fitness
I'm forcing down that scooba diving gear you bought
And never used huh!
The not so happy camper cruise..Its so ridiculous
I'm sick of this sh**!
Do I look like saint Nicolas b**h?
Don't answer that
The joe joe dancer rap
Shut your Richard Branson trap
You never even came to ranch
Being the social bu*terfly u are, i guess u mastered that
Dun & Bradstreet
I'm having a asthma attack!!
[Chorus]x2
The break up breakfast
Got a special for ole precious
The young and restless I'm eating that Tiffany necklace
I'm over it
Over easy
The motor boats yeah.. Bad investments