Fed up
Old lady left me
Can't claim "long story"
Boils down to shifty
And full of ugly feelings
Peer review
Peer review
I handled that poorly
Hook guides me offstage
Cashed out
The spirit left me
Unoriginal story
Full of tropes, near parody
Still on ugly feelings
Peer review
Peer review
I handled that poorly
Peer review
Peer review
I handled that poorly
Hook guides me offstage
Line in
Voice left me
Belabored irony
Clown chokes on popcorn
Circus closes early
Peer review, peer review
Peer review, peer review
Peer review, peer review
Peer review, peer review