[Intro: Dank or Disco Izrael?]
Good evening, my name is mister Krokotron, b**hes
I'm here tonight, to tell you a story
That has up until now, been shrouded in mystery
A story of such monumental proportion
That our very existence teeters on it's being
The year is 1983, and a twisted evil has consumed our world
(Our world) {echoes}
[Verse 1: Disco Izrael]
I watched the Lion King like seven times again
My skull was like "Please tell me that you love me, but this time don't pretend."
Sedge Warbler, teleporting back to the mega-corp
Couldn't be there but you had to get your feather's caught
Time piece, floating in the fragments of the vine beast
Blow a couple bubbles and get supercharged alive, peace
Call me, super-girls and aliens adore me
I open up the universe for devil kids and corpse, please
Demons, living in the sewers if you feed 'em
I know a couple dinosaurs I don't think you can see them
They're my friends, nobody around me gets to find them
So close your eyes to visualize and get your f**ing mind bent
[Chorus x4]
Darkwing Duck, Paranormal Ox Man
Krokotron, b**hes and the octopus, Tarzan
[Verse 2: Disco Izrael]
The story is, manic-man happens on an audience
Teleported happily while playing his accordion
Future, is that where he's from?
He's got a laser blast whip, and a chip on his lung
He eats Coco Pops, let it drop, back to where prawnie die
To meet the caddle, couldn't paddle with the party guy
Spaceship, Daffy Duck never gets to say sh**
Ice cream's so nice but you're living in my basement
Fly away mermaid, and make a little puddle
I bicker with my enemies and blow another bubble
In the ocean, little p**y lappin' up the lotion
Shadows in the dark tryna' steal my secret potion
[Chorus x4]
Darkwing Duck, Paranormal Ox Man
Krokotron, b**hes and the octopus, Tarzan
[Outro: Horny girl]
(Where do you wanna go f**?)