Donkey Kong
This sh**s about to get bananas
Get Bananas
Get-get-get Bananas
Get-get-get-get-get-get Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Get Bananas
Get-get-get Bananas
Get-get-get-get-get-get Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
He's the leader of the jungle
You know him well
And he's finally back
To kick some tail
Throw an oil bale, here him wail
Riding carts, off the rail
This monkey he ain't lazy
He's f**ing, psycho crazy!
It might be divine intervention
On where he got his strength
No toleration for circumvention
His bravery has no length
Pota**ium strict consumption
That is his food regime
To fill his gymnast function
As straight up Kong machine!
Banana I want it, I get it, I spot it, I got it
B-A-N-A-N-A-S, f** King K Rool
Banana I want it, I get it, I spot it, I got it
B-A-N-A-N-A-S, f** King K Rool
Donkey Kong
This sh**s about to get bananas
Get Bananas
Get-get-get Bananas
Get-get-get-get-get-get Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Get Bananas
Get-get-get Bananas
Get-get-get-get-get-get Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
He's bigger, and faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Tough as gorilla glue
There's trouble to brew
Who knew a monkey could learn kung fu
Throw you in a banana stew
If you get in his way he'll cut right through
Cut right through, b**h you knew
I would win, deja vu
Kritters are stressing and the matters are pressing
Ice or snow, b**h you know
I will take you down, let's go!
Down, down, yeah we're breaking it down
Pull out the bongos
Give me a beat
So many tunes
Moving your feet
Round and around and around
Here we go
Don't be afraid
Of what you don't know
Swimming through rivers
Crawling through caves
Stomping on kritters
Digging their graves
For stealing bananas
Your penalty d**h
A story darker than the one of Macbeth
Banana I want it, I get it, I spot it, I got it
B-A-N-A-N-A-S, f** King K Rool
Banana I want it, I get it, I spot it, I got it
B-A-N-A-N-A-S, f** King K Rool
(Don't steal my bananas)
Banana I want it, I get it, I spot it, I got it
B-A-N-A-N-A-S, f** King K Rool
(Don't steal my bananas)
Banana I want it, I get it, I spot it, I got it
B-A-N-A-N-A-S, f** King K Rool
King K Rool
Look at me now
I'm a million miles off the ground
Standing on top of my banana stack
And I'm getting ready for your next attack
No, I will never appreciate you
I've grown to learn
That I'll always hate you