I'm working on two hours of sleep
I'm just a pile of sh**
I jerked off in the shower
There's just no use to it
I'm dragging and I'm cranky
I'm such a f**ing mess
My girlfriend's yelling at me
I can't care any less
I don't want hippie ginseng
I don't want herbal tea
Don't bore me with a lecture
It's an ulcer life for me
I want a triple latte
I'll chase it with a Jolt
A half a dozen mini-thins
Washed down with Red Bull!
I need Caffeine!