A Wingman For Bastian “I am easily tasked with being the wingman/He likes to just sit and be quiet/Got a pa**ion for closing his eyelids/And listen to composers he idolizes/" "He just watches the world pa** him by with a smiling natural mindset/ He's just a kid/ In a man/ he's Bastian/believe me when I say he is admired” “And nothing throws him off kilter/ Able to filter out anything with his guitar/ In the zone, on his own - him and the music alone/ with the keyboard and a microphone/" "Thrown sticks and stones couldn't make him lose his hold/Of the neck of the instruments, that keeps his world ongoing/ Under control and always has his head in check/ He couldn't break anything on purpose/I haven't seen him surface a single spiteful feeling / (I'm kind of nervous)” “His fingers are peeling away all worthless curses/ in the world with the merging of a man and his music/ No need for a verdict/ He isn't a virgin to/ Singing “how does it feel?” pitch perfect/" Of what little he's revealing/ it's basic sh**/ There is nothing that he's concealing, he just likes to sit./ He is appealing to anyone that we have ever met/ Everyone is smitten; it's a pleasure to be with him/ He's just follows the rhythm/He isn't trying to fit in ‘cause it's already in in him/” “Ladies tell me he is handsome, and he could positively land some/ Well if not with them then with some of the friends they're with/ But he will not exploit this gift, bestowed to him genetically from an unknown entity/"
"He's got integrity - he isn't swayed by temptations nor tricks/ His eyesight is clear/ 20/20/ Sex is good I hear/ and his brightest ideas can bring me to smiling tears from laughter/ Not sure what he is after/ But he sure do know what do and don't matter/” And.. ”Skal jeg være vulgær, så” ”Skal det være på dansk, for” ”Når en mand er en mand, og en mand er hvad man er” ”Så skal en mand ved modersmål vise at det ikke er pis og papir” ”Når jeg si'r: ”du skal lade ham tag dig” ”Kalde dig skatter” ”endda have dig kær når” ”han tager på dine patter” ”Have dig vatter” ”mens han inseminer' dit værelse og” ”hvem ved måske ender i som kærester” ”Vil ikke lyde pervers, når du står og ser så sød ud” ”Og håber du i al fald ikke vil fortryde” ”at vi bare sådan kom og stjal af din tid for” ”siger det bare for sjov, der' intet ondt i mit hoved” ”Men tænkte på noget” ”du måske har intet imod” ”hvis jeg elsker dit hoved og/ kommer på dig levebrød” ”Sex på jobbet er bare bedre end jeg troede/ tanken sidder fast som en rod/tænker ikke andet når ser konditerens rude” ”Og vil gerne med dig, medmindre du er luder for… -di det ville bare være sært/så hvis føler dig emsig/ Egner disse tanker sig nok ikke til andre end mig… så deeet…” *akward turtle*