Bob the Cat
Bob the Cat
He is the king of all cats
The feline overlord
Prepare for the touch of the claw
He is the king of all cats
He likes to sh** on the f**ing floor
And to mosh on Basti's bed
How did this Cat get so fat
This animal drives me mad
Cleaning his sh** makes me sad
But he's the best cat you can ever have
Claws of the d**h
A too short tail
He'll tear you to shreds
He is
Bob the cat
Bob the cat
All hail Bob the cat
He is the king of all cats
The feline overlord
Prepare for the touch of the claw
He's the king of all cats
He likes to sh** on the f**ing floor
And to mosh on Basti's bed
How did this Cat get so fat
This animal drives me mad
Cleaning his sh** makes me sad
But he's the best cat you can ever have
You are not your job
You're not how much money
You have in the bank
You are not the car you drive
You're not the contents of your wallet
You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world
And it goes like this
In comparison
To Bob
You are
Nothing
All hail to Bob
All hail to Bob