I like a man who wears a lab coat when he works
I think those hero types are rude and dull, and generally jerks
Let me tell you how a lover behaves --
He lets you hold the shovel when he's robbing graves
Maybe it's crazy, but baby, love usually is
I like a man who knows things men weren't meant to know
Who grabs ideas in his teeth and then won't ever let go
I know that I'm no Bride of Frankenstein
But we could be electric if he'd just be mine --
Maybe it's crazy, but baby, love usually is
The perfect guy for me
In university
Was laughed at by all of his peers
And now he's off his head
He's bringing back the dead;
Been planning his revenge for twenty years!
He's brilliant but insane;
I love him for his brain
And blatant disregard for human life
He needs a right-hand girl
And I could rock his world
Forget about that Igor, let me be his loving wife!
I like a man who's into working with his hands;
The kind of guy whose theories no one understands
I've got a hunch that I would be just fine
With the kind of love that's best preserved in turpentine --
Maybe it's crazy, but baby, love usually is
The guy that I adore
Is always looking for
The secret to having it all
And sure, that angry mob
May not support his job
But while we flee the crowd, we'll have a ball!
I know he'll treat me right;
We'll tryst by candlelight
And resurrect a priest to tie the knot
I swear that he's not bad
He's just a little...mad
We'll unlock hidden knowledge that was better left forgot!
I like a guy who breaks the laws of God and man;
Who laughs maniacally and always has to tell you his plan
I'll call him Master, and I'm eager to please --
I'm good around the lab and better down on my knees
Oh, maybe it's crazy, maybe it's crazy
Maybe it's crazy, but baby, love usually is!